my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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