i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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