It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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