is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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