Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Duck Duck Cougar?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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