Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Randomize
