So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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