In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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