Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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