I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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