So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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