Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
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I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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