spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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