Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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