it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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The uberlube is also flammable
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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