he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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