She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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