Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Don't EVER smell your tampon
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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