You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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