Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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