i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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