I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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