WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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