trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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