Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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