We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
this hospital has no fireball
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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