$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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