Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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