I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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