dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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