Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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