Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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