Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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