Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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