well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He felt like a one man threesome
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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