I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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