i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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