You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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