i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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