It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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