I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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