Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
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you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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