Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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