Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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