yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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