You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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