The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
That's intense
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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