I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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