he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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