11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
did you just send me my own nude
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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