hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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