my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
we're making bets on your personal life
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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