Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I think my moral compass just broke
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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