I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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